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    FEEDBACK | BUG REPORTS

    yeah i can do that. i'll hop on and reset everyone's hunger tomorrow
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    WANTED | Gavriil Zakharov 90000 Rubles!!

    *90,000 Rubles
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    Claimed By The Zone

    THE ZONE IS A HARSH MISTRESS, It's something we all tell ourselves at the end of the day. It gives, and it gives, and sometimes it seems too good to be true. But just as quickly as it gives, sometimes, it takes away. If you're lucky, there'll be something left to bury, and someone left to...
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    FEEDBACK | BUG REPORTS

    Canned Stew and Condensed Milk are both missing their models (at least in the Buy Menu)
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    Screenshots Thread

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    Mugging Guide

    yeah thats fine. you would probably have to do S2RP unless the bandit consents to dying
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    Mugging Guide

    The zone is not a safe place. As soon as you've broken line of sight with the military perimeter, the law ceases to exist. This makes it a very attractive locale for aspiring criminals of all sorts. Any Stalker worth their salt is armed, so all it takes to earn a day's work is to point a gun...
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    Screenshots Thread

    Point and click adventure
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    Screenshots Thread

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    Bayou Voodoo: Where Are They Now?

    Sheriff's Deputy Fiorenzo Accetta Setting foot on Cuba, Fio was relieved to see that it wasn't just another failed QZ like in New Orleans. The island remained lawful, despite the US invasion. Although that's not to say there wasn't any friction between the locals and their longtime oppressors...
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    Bayou Voodoo: Where Are They Now?

    Eventually, a small tugboat disappears over the horizon. The last of the undead drown, starve, or wander off. The survivors have escaped. Now what? ( Yeah that's right. Epilogue thread! Feel free to tell me what your characters get up to after the grand finale. )
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    "Bob"

    And today, out of Jefferson Parish, the runway goes up in flames as a small passenger jet appears to have suffered a catastrophic engine failure before landing. Airspace restrictions mean we can't get a good view at the wreckage for the time being, but Donna Stevens is on site now. Donna...
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    Robert Houdin

    Name: ??? Known Aliases: dealmaker777, Lex Looter, David Hardt, Robert Houdin, Olly F. Landers Date of Birth: 01/04/83 Place of Birth: USA Height: 5'10" Weight: 160lb Identifying Marks: Scar on left hand (Ulnar polydactyly, surgically removed) , Crooked nose (broken twice) , Needlessly Expensive...
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    Survivor Bulletin Board

    McCarthy wanted her executed. And there are others, still living, who wanted her to be tortured to death. The only thing I could do to guarantee her safety was to make sure McCarthy and our military vets didn't cut her to bloody pieces with a machete. And if you have a problem with the decision...
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    Survivor Bulletin Board

    A small note from Fio, overshadowed by a slightly larger note from Bob. Not like there was really a trial to be honest. overshadowed by a slightly larger note from Bob. ✝ Vincent McCarthy ✝ Alban Moutan