Half-Life 2: MoF Quotes Thread

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Post funny quotes, moving RP, or just your favorite moments here! Since this thread didn't already exist.

Lucas Leavitt: City 17, huh? That's... uh...
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (17) = 17
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: [LOCAL-OOC] aint no goddamn way
Lucas Leavitt: Central-ish Europe?
Kira Nalkovsky: Odessa Ukraine.
Lucas Leavitt: [LOCAL-OOC] im a fucking god. i call and the dice answer
Kira Nalkovsky: [LOCAL-OOC] HOLY SHIT

 

[Eorvek]

RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: I mean like, you can also sneak smokes on the watch tower, or in the alleys if someone watches it for you.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: I sneak smokes all the time.
** RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524 shrugged
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Not my first uhhhh...
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: What is it Americans say?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Road?
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: Uh...
** RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303 just tried to process what 105 might be going for for a moment...
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: Rodeo?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Yeah, yeah.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Rodeo.
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: I'm not a hick, so, I've never been to one.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Yeah?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Im not Americanski.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: So I not know too much. Better at English than my sister, but I slip a lot because uhhhhh....
** RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524 waved her hand
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Not my first language,.
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: Well, it's what they picked I guess. I'm just glad it's not Spanish.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Mhrgm.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: I could never.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: You hear they eat thing called "Tack-Oh?"
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Insanity.
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: Yeah, Tacos are pretty good...
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: They still let Taco Bell stay around for a little bit but like
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: I think is called Tack-Oh
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: What?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Never hear "Talk-Oh"
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: Well I dont care how they pronounce it, they just need to know I'm ordering a case-ah-dill-ah.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: A what?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Is that pickle?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: You say Dill.
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: No, its like
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: It's like a tortill-ah, but like... You fill it with cheese, then cook it.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Hrm
RPF.SOLAR.i2.30303: I mean I guess you can get meat in it too...
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Americanski have weird food.

 

[Eorvek]

** RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739 is attempting to climb the thumper.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: What the-
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] Hi!
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Why did you do that?
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...Why not?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Why are you like this?
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] I can see your house from here!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] You should climb up!
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Right.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Can you like, get down from there?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] You're not a cat.
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...Uh... I don't really know.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] The fuck you mean you don't know?
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] I MEAN I DON'T. KNOW.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON"T KNOW!?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Just climb down!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...No.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] What?!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] Huh?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] The fuck you mean no?
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...LET ME HAVE. MY MOMENT.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] What fucking moment?!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ARE YOU CRAZY?!
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] BECAUSE YOU'RE- OH NOW YOU CALL /ME/ CRAZY?!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] WHAT'RE YOU GONNA' DO ABOUT IT?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Something tell me you're doing this on fucking purpose!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...What's telling you that?
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] See! Now I definitely know you're doing this on purpose!
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] Oh "What's telling you that?", don't play dumb!
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...Nuh uh.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: [YELL] SO help me god I will leave you.
RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: [YELL] ...Okay I'll climb down.
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Did your mother drop you on your head as a child?


RPF.LUNAR.i2.00739: I never met my mom.
** RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524 stared
RPF.SIDEWINDER.i2.10524: Yeah fair.

 

[pants]

Demitra Kuryakin: You have family?
The smallest little smile blossoms on Lucas's face at the thought. "Yeah. I haven't seen them in a long time, though."
Lucas Leavitt: I think they're safe.
Demitra Kuryakin: Is good. To still have this in this times. No family is easier but sometimes not, uh... it is, uh...
Demitra Kuryakin: Hmmm, do not know this words for uh... just one.
Lucas Leavitt: Lonely?

 

[Wizard]

 

[pants]

(RPF.SiC-HAZE.70469) ** A larger section of rock comes crashing down! **
Quincy Lorne: Someday they go set me freeeee...
Mickee has removed Cross.
Lucas Leavitt: There was a--
[OOC] RPF.SiC-HAZE.70469: fuck
Kira Nalkovsky: [YELL] Oh, shit!

 

[Avg_Joe]

Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [WHISPER] You willingly assign yourself to this lovely Conspiracy?

Altin Agrasar: [WHISPER] I will not be forced into a hell that I have not deserved.

** A pause. **

Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [WHISPER] .. So be it.

 

[Smarmy]

RPF.ANVIL.i2.21984: [LOCAL-OOC] brb cooking
RPF.HAZE.i2.04511: [LOCAL-OOC] fat ass
RPF.ANVIL.i2.21984: [LOCAL-OOC] i cook my own food, enjoy your seed oil burger you paid 30 dollars to have delivered to you

 

[pants]

Thought I was going to watch a man die today

 

[pants]

Spoiler: Night Of The Living Vending Machine!

** Sam Waters starts to work up a temper trying to get the vending machine to work, slamming and wacking it a few times with his boot.
** The coin gets wedged in further, completely stuck, "SHIT!" **
Sam Waters rolled 1d20: (8) = 8
Sam Waters: Agh... nnnnghh... rghh!
** The entire machine jolts around with Waters efforts. Something is definitely stuck in there but he can't seem to shake it loose. **
** Sam Waters is a stubborn asshole if they ever saw one, he tries again even as life mocks him.
Sam Waters rolled 1d20: (8) = 8
Bai Liuxian: [LOCAL-OOC] Dee youre so unlucky oml
Sam Waters: [WHISPER] NNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
** Lucas Leavitt turns to look at Sam. **
** He can't seem to get much more strength! It jostles a bit but it can't get loose. **
Sam Waters: [WHISPER] COME ON YOU BASTARD, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE!
Lucas Leavitt: You need help?
** Sam Waters gives it one last try, putting his all into it.
Sam Waters rolled 1d20: (8) = 8
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] ain't no fucking way.
Lucas Leavitt: [LOCAL-OOC] NO FUCKING WAY
Sam Waters: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lucas Leavitt: [LOCAL-OOC] THREE EIGHTS IN A ROW?
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] hey
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] pants
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] check this shit
Sam Waters: [LOCAL-OOC] even the game is giving up on me now
** Waters maxed out intelligence over strength. **
Bai Liuxian: [LOCAL-OOC] dee if you roll 8 again im nuking the country
** Unfortunately the alcohol debuff status left him shit out of luck. **
Sam Waters rolled 1d20: (4) = 4
** Karol Norin-Rudstrom stares at Waters struggling and simply approached the vending machine. Karol raises a hand and raps his knuckle against the side of it, seemingly testing to see what sound is produced.. Before SLAMMING his hand on the portion that produces a dense sound.
Bai Liuxian: [LOCAL-OOC] damn half of eight LOL
Karol Norin-Rudstrom rolled 1d20: (8) = 8
Bai Liuxian: [LOCAL-OOC] BRO
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] HOLY SHIT.
Sam Waters: [LOCAL-OOC] this shit's cursed
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] AIN'T NO FUCKING WA.Y
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] WHAT
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] pants
Bai Liuxian: [LOCAL-OOC] im crying
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] YOU HAVE TO ROLL
Sam Waters: What does a man have to do to get a damn break in this desert?
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] PANTS YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
Lucas Leavitt: Hang on, hang on--
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: -huh?
** Lucas Leavitt puts a hand on Sam's shoulder, and gently eases him aside. **
** Sam Waters moves away this time admitting defeat.
Lucas Leavitt: Lemme see if I can just--
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (2) = 2
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] WHAT THE FUUUUUCK.
** Lucas stubs his pinky. **
Lucas Leavitt: Ow-- damnit.
Lucas Leavitt: Second time today.
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: .. All-right, you know what. I need this. I just need to clear my thoughts.
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: Lucas, dear boy, back up a moment?
** Lucas Leavitt stands up, readjusting his angle of attack. He squats down. "Nonono, one more-- one more, I got this."
Sam Waters: This vending machine has made things personal now.
Lucas Leavitt: [WHISPER] C'mon buddy... It's alright... Just lemme see what's stuck in there...
** Lucas Leavitt gently talks to the vending machine, slowly reaching forward and trying again. **
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (18) = 18
[L] (Bai Liuxian) ** POP! The item finally comes out! **
** Lucas Leavitt picks up the wrench, looking it over. **
** Suddenly it SPITS drinks out! Lucas is quite literally attacked as cans launch out at him. **
Lucas Leavitt: Ow-- Ow! I didn't-- It wasn't me!
** Lucas Leavitt stumbles backwards, tripping over a can and falling onto his ass. **
** Sam Waters witnesses a stray can coming towards him, can he?
Sam Waters rolled 1d20: (3) = 3
** Sam's little Sam's are struck. **
** Sam Waters is not able to dodge it, getting thwacked and sent on the ground.
Sam Waters: [YELL] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] gentlemen
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: [LOCAL-OOC] do I dare assault the machine?
Lucas Leavitt: [LOCAL-OOC] it's too powerful. It might kill us
** Sam Waters starts rolling and writhing on the ground, near fatally wounded by the low block attack it unleashed onto them.
** The Machine launches a can right at Lucas' forehead.
The Machine rolled 1d20: (11) = 11
RPF.LUNAR.i2.21772: Oh what the fuck-
** Karol Norin-Rudstrom is just standing there - staring - as Lucas' has a CAN launched at his head from the goddamned vending machine. In genuine shock.
** Sam Waters is still trying to recover from the near assassination attempt by the machine's suspiciously accurate shot to his groin region.
Karol Norin-Rudstrom: .. There are no words within the English or Swedish lexicon I can use, for how genuinely apalled and surprised I am at this point in time.
** Lucas Leavitt is hit straight in the head with a can, sending him falling over onto his side. "Fuck!"
** Lucas' mark across his face is a literal imprint of the Breen's Water Supply can! **
** RPF.LUNAR.i2.21772 steps over Waters, approaching the machine. "The fuck you guys do to the fuckin' thing-"
** Karol Norin-Rudstrom raised a hand outward - trying to SPARE 217 his fate as he calls out, "Wait, don't!"
** Rapidly a can flies right at 217! **
(RPF.LUNAR.i2.21772) ** The next moment 217 lumbers over as the can rolls away. Quick eyes would have seen what happened, but don't worry, this story comes with a narrator in the form of 217's pained, vocoded groaning. "OOH- MARONE- MY FAWKIN' BAWLLS-"

 

[Tyrex]

** "I wish you luck. I must head to the bar." Altin states. He makes his way past Thomas, but not before giving a switft strike to his nethers on the way out. **

 

[pants]

Lucas Leavitt: [YELL] Come on! Come on, you bastard! Right here!
(Lucas Leavitt) ** A pair of gunshots rings out, as Lucas empties his double-barrel towards the chopper-- not expecting to do more than piss it off. **
** Lucas might've expected to piss it off but he did FAR more than that. Something struck, perhaps in the right spot, but in a awe-inspiring show the entire thing suddenly POPS in a large fireball. It continues to sail forwards, however, and the carcass itself lands right towards the cover the Russian and Nordic ladies were using. **
** Lucas Leavitt watches the helicopter fall, and then stares down at his shotgun in disbelief. He immediately sets out running towards the last place he saw his friends take cover. **

 

[Tyrex]

** Firouz Shah let out a hissing snicker, crossing their arms over; "Happy to be of...assistance."
Firouz Shah: I take who next.
** Kairos Agon decides to walk up to the man, standing quite close to him and looking him over with her eyes, a grin on her face as she places a finger on his chest.
Kairos Agon: [WHISPER] Mm... Perhaps I could be of some assistance... For you, yes?
** Firouz Shah stares back at Agon, shaking their head; "I married man, five wife; and you not one."
Kairos Agon: [WHISPER] Ah - But you have ten fingers, what is one more?
Firouz Shah: What you want woman?
** Kairos Agon slightly backs up, looking down at her legs, "What's a lady got to pay for some lighter-weight legwear out here?"
Firouz Shah: Hm, fifty credit.
** Kairos Agon squints as she stares into his eyes a minor smirk on her face, "What about seventy for a pair and you toss in some goggles, hm?"
Firouz Shah: I...hmm seventy and five bullet.
Kairos Agon: Seventy and we... Talk for a bit, after we're done here, hm?
Firouz Shah: When last time you shower, woman?
Kairos Agon: I am sure you have a long trip, does it matter?
Kairos Agon: My hands are plenty clean.
Firouz Shah: Seventy and I give you Quaran on top, maybe reconsider life choices.
Kairos Agon: Deal.

Bezek: Nothing of note at thine present is visible of thus. While there has been some movement, nothing of signifigance yet in this moment has been witnessed.
** Kairos Agon looks up at Bezek, "You would be good at writing essays."
Kairos Agon: Specifically ones with a word count requirement.

 

[Eorvek]

Spoiler: Reconnecting

[L] ** RPF.00739 is in the process of dousing a house in gas. She makes a small trail of gasoline, seemingly not noticing her spectators.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko stared as she watched 007 encouraging pyromania.
** Demitra Kuryakin glanced over to her company before back to the Unit ahead of her. She'd just watch silently for now. Not wanting to spook the masked figure.
[L] ** RPF.00739 lit the trail-- suddenly, the house WHOOSHED up into flames. It quickly starts to spread. 007 smiled under her mask as the house engulfed in flames. She looked over at the two spectators, then just sat down.
(Russian) Demitra Kuryakin: That's going to attract attention.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko slowly stepped up, lowering her mask.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Nice uh, bonfire.
RPF.00739: Mhm...
** RPF.00739 continued staring at it.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Mrm. Your digits, miss?
[G](RPF.00739) ** A house in the middle of nowhere across from the gas station bursts into flames-- a smoke trail going high into the sky. **
** RPF.00739 looks down at the ground, then back at the fire.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko turned to Demitra for a brief second, before back to the Unit.
** RPF.00739 doesn't provide a meaningful answer-- she just takes her armband off, standing up. Marina can see the digits on it. She tosses it into the fire.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: 007.
RPF.00739: Don't call me that.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko lowered her goggles.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: What do you prefer?
RPF.00739: You know my name, Marina.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko smirked
** RPF.00739 still stared at the fire.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Kaya, mind if I ask why you're burning this house?
RPF.00739: Because it was calling to me.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Called to you>?
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Mrm.
RPF.00739: I'm bored, idiot.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: I can see that.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: No thumper to climb on top of.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Such a shame!
** RPF.00739 turned around, walking off. "And I just got bored of this."
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Kaya.
RPF.00739: See you around.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko slung her SMG.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] We need to talk!
Demitra Kuryakin: Should--
Marina '105' Romaschenko: God fucking dammit.
Demitra Kuryakin: I can leave if you like? I can make it on my own.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Mrm.
Demitra Kuryakin: She needs you.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Feel free to head back.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko pat Demitra on the shoulder. "If you run into any trouble, run back here."
** Demitra Kuryakin nodded her head. "Tell her I am here for her if she needs this. But not out there, yes? Okay, I go now." And with that, she's off!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: Mrm.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko sighed, before knocking on the door.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya.
[L](RPF.00739) ** The door's locked. **
RPF.00739: [YELL] Do you know how to read?
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Sorry I'm stupid, your words exactly Kaya.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Forgot to learn how to read- Look can we just talk?
[L] ** RPF.00739 groaned loudly.
RPF.00739: [YELL] Can you /go away/? Abandon me again, it's what you're good at.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] I-
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] I have been looking for you ever since the damn town went up in flames!
Rabbit suicided!
RPF.00739: [YELL] ...Then why'd I have to crawl my ass over here?
[L](RPF.00739) ** THere's some rattling and movement from inside the room. **
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Look, Kaya. They didn't even tell me you were at the mines until you left.
RPF.00739: [YELL] Uh-huh...
RPF.00739: [YELL] Fuckin' open... piece of shit window...
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Are you seriously trying to sneak out your window?
[L] ** RPF.00739 eventually just decided to smash the window-- crawling through it.
RPF.00739: [YELL] Yeah.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya. Come on.
[PM from RPF.00739] **She can hear an engine attempting to start outside.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko sighed, before stepping over.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya!
RPF.00739: [YELL] YES!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Just talk to me-
[L] ** RPF.00739 manages to get it in gear."Why." Is all she yells in return.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Because I fucking promised to you, Kaya. And I never ONCE considered breaking it. I want you to be safe Kaya, just- Turn off the car.
RPF.00739: [YELL] You ALREADY broke it. I almost fucking died trying to leave that town on my own!
[L] ** RPF.00739 still hasn't driven off, for whatever reason.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya, there wasn't a chance for me to even find you/
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] They were bombing the damn place, and the others and Civilians had to be helped!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] I didn't even know where you were!
RPF.00739: [YELL] From what I heard, you're the one who started this all in the first place!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] The fucking Commander is who started it, he was going to KILL us!
RPF.00739: [YELL] ...That's not true.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] It IS!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] They were shredding our mail, and planning to purge us all!
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Or send our asses to overwatch!
[L] ** RPF.00739 let out a sigh. She reached a hand to the keys-- but didn't quite turn the engine off yet. She thought for a moment.
RPF.00739 rolled 1d20: (13) = 13
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya.
RPF.00739: [YELL] ...Better than living out here.
[L] ** RPF.00739 put it into gear, starting to roll.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] Kaya, don't- FUCK.
[L] ** Marina '105' Romaschenko punched the wall in anger
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] GOD. FUCKING DAMMIT.
** Marina '105' Romaschenko leaned against the wall, clutching her bleeding hand as tears welled up in her eyes.
Marina '105' Romaschenko: God... Fucking....
Marina '105' Romaschenko: [YELL] DAMMIT.

 

[pants]

[PM from OSF.BAT6-QUISLING.12703] you ready to be chucked like a fucking football?



[PM to OSF.BAT6-QUISLING.12703] a-and live???

[PM from OSF.BAT6-QUISLING.12703] It was a yes or no question


[PM to OSF.BAT6-QUISLING.12703] be gentle its my first time


(OSF.BAT6-QUISLING.12703) ** Lucas was brave. Very brave...And he /was/ brave. The spool of electricity hits the man, and launches him far further than anyone could've truly expected towards the airfield. **

 

[Smarmy]

[G] ** Dirk Kangler began to reload his double barrel as he began to sprint down the hill. He was nearly foaming out of the mouth shouting god knows what. The bearded wonder was going right for the only cover down the hill.
[PM from Dirk Kangler] im so dead it'll be worth it

 

[BoB (Best of Boxes)]

Dirk Kangler: I saw a van,
Maddison '303' Whitney: Dude you trip over your words immediately if I so much as sneeze at you. You gotta step up your thick skin or something.
Dirk Kangler: Yea someone just pulled in with a van.
Maddison '303' Whitney: Oh boy, lets see if they have candy in the van.
Lucas Leavitt: Well, okay, it's not my fault that I get embarrassed wh--
** Maddison '303' Whitney takes off with that.
Dirk Kangler: Maybe he needs help finding his lsot puppy.
Lucas Leavitt: oh my god don't say that vvord right novv.
Maddison '303' Whitney: Or lost kitty.
Maddison '303' Whitney: [YELL] Hey mister!
Maddison '303' Whitney: [YELL] Got any candy in your van!?
Lucas Leavitt: oh, it's this guy.
Dirk Kangler: I hope he has candy.
Dirk Kangler: I'd let him molest me for a snickers.
Lucas Leavitt: Dude, what the fuck,
Dirk Kangler: Oh I said that out loud.
Maddison '303' Whitney: Damn dude at least get a butterfinger.

 

[pants]

** Maddison '303' Whitney watched for a second, before saying "Oh- no, dude. I was going to give you ten credits to bark."


10 credits is 10 credits
#grindset #hustle #actbrokestayrich

 

[pants]

 

[Tyrex]

Borr: We prepared sustenance for the humans.
Kairos Agon: Thank you.
Borr: Meat of crab and lion, along with earth vegetables and herbs.
Kairos Agon: Wow - You may have to replace Lucas here.
Demitra Kuryakin: You can't replace Lucas this easy.
Borr: We would not dream of replacing your dear friend.
Lucas Leavitt: Thank you, Demi. At least *someone's* looking out for me.
Kairos Agon: Ha!
Demitra Kuryakin: I mean, I never said we can not. Just cannot do it very easy.
** Demitra Kuryakin had herself a shit eating grin on her face after saying that.
Lucas Leavitt: Smartass.
** Kairos Agon walks over to Lucas, facing him for a moment.
Demitra Kuryakin: Heh.
Borr: Now then... we and the Lucas shall begin the burial of your fallen comrades.
** Kairos Agon stares at Lucas, looking between his eyes, "We uh..."
Kairos Agon: [WHISPER] We really made it, huh?
** Lucas Leavitt smiles. "I told you so."
** Kairos Agon offers a weak smile back, reaching out her arms and giving him a sudden tight hug.
** Lucas Leavitt is surprised momentarily-- then wraps his arms around Kairos, laughing softly. **
Kairos Agon: [WHISPER] You still stink, by the way.
Lucas Leavitt: [WHISPER] Yeah, I'll probably have to burn this damn jacket. That thing was utterly noxious.
** Kairos Agon laughs, with a sniffle at the end and a deep exhale, she slowly lets go of the hug, stepping back and looking at him for a moment, then at the fire.