Half-Life 2: MoF Quotes Thread
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** Glug... glug... glug... goes the gas canister... the generator is very thirsty... oh yes... thirsty indeed... **
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''You know Lucas, if you could drink like this thing, maybe your Russian kink would work out...''
Lucas Leavitt says ''My-- WHAT?''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''You heard me.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Russian kink.''
(Russian) Maddison '303' Whitney says ''You like 'em slavic and psycho.''
Katya Anisimova says ''It makes sense, she might be onto something!''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Two is not enough to classify as a pattern.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''That's a coincidence.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Now, if it was THREE--''
Later that same day...
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''That's Three.''
Dirk 'Danger' Kangler says ''Three what?''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''It's more than a coincidence now.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Its a pattern.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''You can't count her twice. That is such bullshit.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Fuck-''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Yes I can, she's two people.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''She's literally not?''
Lucas Leavitt says ''She WAS one person, now she's a DIFFERENT, but SIMILAR person--''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''New York and actual Demi, she's two-''
Dirk 'Danger' Kangler says ''Wait is Lucky forming a harem?''
Pazhti says ''I will keep one for personal use.'' (referring to grubs but funnier out of context in this)
Lucas Leavitt says ''I AM NOT FORMING A HAREM.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''You know Lucas, if you could drink like this thing, maybe your Russian kink would work out...''
Lucas Leavitt says ''My-- WHAT?''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''You heard me.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Russian kink.''
(Russian) Maddison '303' Whitney says ''You like 'em slavic and psycho.''
Katya Anisimova says ''It makes sense, she might be onto something!''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Two is not enough to classify as a pattern.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''That's a coincidence.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Now, if it was THREE--''
Later that same day...
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''That's Three.''
Dirk 'Danger' Kangler says ''Three what?''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''It's more than a coincidence now.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Its a pattern.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''You can't count her twice. That is such bullshit.''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Fuck-''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''Yes I can, she's two people.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''She's literally not?''
Lucas Leavitt says ''She WAS one person, now she's a DIFFERENT, but SIMILAR person--''
Maddison '303' Whitney says ''New York and actual Demi, she's two-''
Dirk 'Danger' Kangler says ''Wait is Lucky forming a harem?''
Pazhti says ''I will keep one for personal use.'' (referring to grubs but funnier out of context in this)
Lucas Leavitt says ''I AM NOT FORMING A HAREM.''
Monika Geyers yells ''The battery died.''
Robert Gilbert yells ''I didn't know we had vehicles that operable.''
[OOC] Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: that were*
Lucas Leavitt yells ''Just a couple.''
Monika Geyers yells ''Yeah.''
Lucas Leavitt yells ''Hang on. I'm coming down there.''
Monika Geyers yells ''No I mean like.''
Monika Geyers yells ''The vehicle went off the cliff.''
Lucas Leavitt yells ''What?''
Robert Gilbert yells ''Oh, boy.''
Monika Geyers says ''Don't worry about it.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''What do you *mean* don't worry about it?''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Monika, we-- it's not like we can just FIND new cars, you know?''
Monika Geyers says ''It was Dr. Kong's, don't worry about it.''
Monika Geyers says ''Technically belonged to a CIC guy before her, but who caaaares.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''...How, uh, how's Doctor Kong supposed to come back without a car? Unless your buddies have more cars.''
Monika Geyers says ''She'll be fiiiine''
Monika Geyers says ''She said its mine anyways.''
Monika Geyers turned, the smoke cloud in the distance signaling her work
Monika Geyers says ''Well.''
Monika Geyers says ''Was.''
Lucas Leavitt sighs quietly, and pinches the bridge of his nose.
Lucas Leavitt says ''I guess- I should just be relieved that nobody was hurt.''
Monika Geyers says ''Exactly!''
Monika Geyers grinned
Monika Geyers says ''I'm gonna be honest I am too glazed right now, ha... Smoked like a whole joint before driving....''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Jesus. Monika, you, uh, you know that's pretty much just as bad as drunk driving?''
Monika Geyers says ''What?''
Monika Geyers blinked slowly
Lucas Leavitt says ''Driving while you're high.''
Robert Gilbert says ''Dude, I think she's completely baked.''
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (19) = 19
Monika Geyers says ''Look Lucas I doubt Weed and Alcohol have similar effects. Sure I may be inebriated in a sense, but driving while high is a much more safe affair than drinking and driving. Let alone better for my liver than the former.''
(Monika Geyers) That was the most intelligible she has ever been while high.
Lucas Leavitt blinks, a little surprised.
Lucas Leavitt says ''Uh-- y-- uh--''
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (20) = 20
Robert Gilbert says ''Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tipping over the car makes that pretty hard to be believable, but from an objective standpoint that's true.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Actually, marijuana's a depressant, the same as alcohol. It slows your reaction time, impairs judgement, all that stuff. I'm almost entirely certain that it's just as bad.''
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] A 20 to a 19 is insane by the way.
Lucas Leavitt says ''...Also yeah you literally drove the car off a cliff, bud.''
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] lucky lucas strikes again
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (20) = 20
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] what the FUCK
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] BRO WHAT ARE THESE ROLLS?
Monika Geyers says ''Surely you would understand that even though those are valid points, unlike alcohol, the impairment caused by marijuana depends solely on the person. Sure I may have drove the van off the edge, but did we think of the material reason to keep it? It had a dying battery, and was likely going to cost us more supplies to maintain in the long run than it would've saved by just scrapping it. Also it was entertaining, and likely cleared some deadwood.''
Monika Geyers [Eorvek]: [LOCAL-OOC] better see another roll
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] this is such NONSENSE
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (4) = 4
Monika Geyers [Eorvek]: [LOCAL-OOC] LOL
Robert Gilbert blinking a few times before responding: "Do we even know how many parts we have for vehicles, do we know if we're able to replace that vehicle with another, do we know that we could've upgraded the vehicle with a turret, or added more layers of armor to the vehicle.
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] Damn.
Lucas Leavitt says ''...Monika. You have got to get your shit together.''
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] A four.
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (12) = 12
Monika Geyers says ''I have to get my shit together?''
Monika Geyers says ''That's a bit aggressive.''
Lucas Leavitt crosses his arms and holds his ground.
Robert Gilbert turning over to Lucas. "To be fair, it's down time, nothing bad is going on, but I will admit that getting behind the wheel of a vehicle is beyond fucking retarded."
Robert Gilbert says ''Well, getting behind the wheel.... WHILE STONED.... is beyond fucking retarded.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''She's already almost died once. Putting herself into more danger for no justifiable reason is just... irresponsible. I don't want to have to bury her, too.''
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (3) = 3
Monika Geyers says ''Oh, uh huh yeah well uh-''
Monika Geyers dropped to the ground, before clawing at the air like a cat. "Mreow."
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] 20 to a 19, then gets a 20 to a 4, but then rolls again, and gets a 3 to Lucas' four what the fuck am I seeing right now?
Monika Geyers [Eorvek]: [LOCAL-OOC] art, my friend. art
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (2) = 2
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] LMFAO.
Lucas Leavitt starts snickering uncontrollably.
Lucas Leavitt says ''nyeheheheheheheh.''
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] AND HE GETS A 2 TO 3.
Lucas Leavitt says ''oh my fucking god.''
Monika Geyers kicked at the air, making another fucking cat noise. Making some fake purring noises holy shit.
Monika Geyers says ''Mrrrp. Bleehhhh''
Monika Geyers yells ''Where the hell is here, man...''
Robert Gilbert rolled 1d20: (3) = 3
Lucas Leavitt says ''heheheheh-- dude, oh my god. Monika. I had a COMPLETELY different conception of you when we first met.''
Robert Gilbert couldn't help but also join in on the laughter, this is the first time someone went from being a civil human being to society immediately turning into a cat out of the blue.
Monika Geyers says ''Guhhhh''
Monika Geyers says ''Conceptions? Mannn.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''What? No. Not like that. I meant like, preconceptions. Like, IDEAS.''
Robert Gilbert says ''Hahahahahaha, I haven't laughed this hard for a while.''
Monika Geyers says ''Mreow....''
Robert Gilbert says ''Hehehehehe, I'm pretty sure the person thought you meant contraceptives, instead of conceptions.''
Monika Geyers rolled around on the ground
Lucas Leavitt says ''Yeah. She definitely did. I was complaining about my relationship issues and she was smoking weed like ten feet away and she completely misunderstood me and was like "do you wanna fuuuuuck?"''
Lucas Leavitt says ''I swear it's impossible to communicate with her sometimes. She's funny as hell though.''
Robert Gilbert yells ''I didn't know we had vehicles that operable.''
[OOC] Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: that were*
Lucas Leavitt yells ''Just a couple.''
Monika Geyers yells ''Yeah.''
Lucas Leavitt yells ''Hang on. I'm coming down there.''
Monika Geyers yells ''No I mean like.''
Monika Geyers yells ''The vehicle went off the cliff.''
Lucas Leavitt yells ''What?''
Robert Gilbert yells ''Oh, boy.''
Monika Geyers says ''Don't worry about it.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''What do you *mean* don't worry about it?''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Monika, we-- it's not like we can just FIND new cars, you know?''
Monika Geyers says ''It was Dr. Kong's, don't worry about it.''
Monika Geyers says ''Technically belonged to a CIC guy before her, but who caaaares.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''...How, uh, how's Doctor Kong supposed to come back without a car? Unless your buddies have more cars.''
Monika Geyers says ''She'll be fiiiine''
Monika Geyers says ''She said its mine anyways.''
Monika Geyers turned, the smoke cloud in the distance signaling her work
Monika Geyers says ''Well.''
Monika Geyers says ''Was.''
Lucas Leavitt sighs quietly, and pinches the bridge of his nose.
Lucas Leavitt says ''I guess- I should just be relieved that nobody was hurt.''
Monika Geyers says ''Exactly!''
Monika Geyers grinned
Monika Geyers says ''I'm gonna be honest I am too glazed right now, ha... Smoked like a whole joint before driving....''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Jesus. Monika, you, uh, you know that's pretty much just as bad as drunk driving?''
Monika Geyers says ''What?''
Monika Geyers blinked slowly
Lucas Leavitt says ''Driving while you're high.''
Robert Gilbert says ''Dude, I think she's completely baked.''
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (19) = 19
Monika Geyers says ''Look Lucas I doubt Weed and Alcohol have similar effects. Sure I may be inebriated in a sense, but driving while high is a much more safe affair than drinking and driving. Let alone better for my liver than the former.''
(Monika Geyers) That was the most intelligible she has ever been while high.
Lucas Leavitt blinks, a little surprised.
Lucas Leavitt says ''Uh-- y-- uh--''
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (20) = 20
Robert Gilbert says ''Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tipping over the car makes that pretty hard to be believable, but from an objective standpoint that's true.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''Actually, marijuana's a depressant, the same as alcohol. It slows your reaction time, impairs judgement, all that stuff. I'm almost entirely certain that it's just as bad.''
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] A 20 to a 19 is insane by the way.
Lucas Leavitt says ''...Also yeah you literally drove the car off a cliff, bud.''
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] lucky lucas strikes again
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (20) = 20
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] what the FUCK
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] BRO WHAT ARE THESE ROLLS?
Monika Geyers says ''Surely you would understand that even though those are valid points, unlike alcohol, the impairment caused by marijuana depends solely on the person. Sure I may have drove the van off the edge, but did we think of the material reason to keep it? It had a dying battery, and was likely going to cost us more supplies to maintain in the long run than it would've saved by just scrapping it. Also it was entertaining, and likely cleared some deadwood.''
Monika Geyers [Eorvek]: [LOCAL-OOC] better see another roll
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] this is such NONSENSE
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (4) = 4
Monika Geyers [Eorvek]: [LOCAL-OOC] LOL
Robert Gilbert blinking a few times before responding: "Do we even know how many parts we have for vehicles, do we know if we're able to replace that vehicle with another, do we know that we could've upgraded the vehicle with a turret, or added more layers of armor to the vehicle.
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] Damn.
Lucas Leavitt says ''...Monika. You have got to get your shit together.''
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] A four.
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (12) = 12
Monika Geyers says ''I have to get my shit together?''
Monika Geyers says ''That's a bit aggressive.''
Lucas Leavitt crosses his arms and holds his ground.
Robert Gilbert turning over to Lucas. "To be fair, it's down time, nothing bad is going on, but I will admit that getting behind the wheel of a vehicle is beyond fucking retarded."
Robert Gilbert says ''Well, getting behind the wheel.... WHILE STONED.... is beyond fucking retarded.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''She's already almost died once. Putting herself into more danger for no justifiable reason is just... irresponsible. I don't want to have to bury her, too.''
Monika Geyers rolled 1d20: (3) = 3
Monika Geyers says ''Oh, uh huh yeah well uh-''
Monika Geyers dropped to the ground, before clawing at the air like a cat. "Mreow."
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] 20 to a 19, then gets a 20 to a 4, but then rolls again, and gets a 3 to Lucas' four what the fuck am I seeing right now?
Monika Geyers [Eorvek]: [LOCAL-OOC] art, my friend. art
Lucas Leavitt rolled 1d20: (2) = 2
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] LMFAO.
Lucas Leavitt starts snickering uncontrollably.
Lucas Leavitt says ''nyeheheheheheheh.''
Robert Gilbert [Vestige]: [LOCAL-OOC] AND HE GETS A 2 TO 3.
Lucas Leavitt says ''oh my fucking god.''
Monika Geyers kicked at the air, making another fucking cat noise. Making some fake purring noises holy shit.
Monika Geyers says ''Mrrrp. Bleehhhh''
Monika Geyers yells ''Where the hell is here, man...''
Robert Gilbert rolled 1d20: (3) = 3
Lucas Leavitt says ''heheheheh-- dude, oh my god. Monika. I had a COMPLETELY different conception of you when we first met.''
Robert Gilbert couldn't help but also join in on the laughter, this is the first time someone went from being a civil human being to society immediately turning into a cat out of the blue.
Monika Geyers says ''Guhhhh''
Monika Geyers says ''Conceptions? Mannn.''
Lucas Leavitt says ''What? No. Not like that. I meant like, preconceptions. Like, IDEAS.''
Robert Gilbert says ''Hahahahahaha, I haven't laughed this hard for a while.''
Monika Geyers says ''Mreow....''
Robert Gilbert says ''Hehehehehe, I'm pretty sure the person thought you meant contraceptives, instead of conceptions.''
Monika Geyers rolled around on the ground
Lucas Leavitt says ''Yeah. She definitely did. I was complaining about my relationship issues and she was smoking weed like ten feet away and she completely misunderstood me and was like "do you wanna fuuuuuck?"''
Lucas Leavitt says ''I swear it's impossible to communicate with her sometimes. She's funny as hell though.''
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Aurora Lahti nearly choked realizing someone was still there. Quickly trying to recall their manners and set the bowl down to actually look around for a spoon to drop in. Wiping her mouth with a wrist and a quick shake of her head, "You're okay.. I only have a bit of brain damage." A hand coming up to push up a bit of her beanie, and sure enough. Half her head was shaven, and there was one hell of a surgical scar running across the majority of the left side of her head.
Katya Anisimova gave a chuckle and a nod of her head. "You'll fit in just fine here then." she says
Katya Anisimova gave a chuckle and a nod of her head. "You'll fit in just fine here then." she says
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Aurora Lahti [Clokr]: [LOCAL-OOC] WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY FUCKING COCKROACHES
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] dont worry about it
Katya Anisimova [Zilly]: [LOCAL-OOC] lucas at the table just crushing cockroaches with his fists until their powder
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Lucas Leavitt destroys their uncooked cockroach
Aurora Lahti [Clokr]: [LOCAL-OOC] WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY FUCKING COCKROACHES
Lucas Leavitt [pants™]: [LOCAL-OOC] dont worry about it
Katya Anisimova [Zilly]: [LOCAL-OOC] lucas at the table just crushing cockroaches with his fists until their powder
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Morgan Hess hops out of noclip to try to take the sword.
Morgan Hess rolled 1d20: (1) = 1
Morgan Hess rolled 1d20: (1) = 1
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Maddison '303' Whitney yells ''Knock knock soldiers! Time for your six o' clock skullfuck!''
and
Joseph Aguilar yells ''AIR ASSAAAAAAAAULT! WOOOO!''
Lucas Leavitt yells ''Holy shit WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!''
[303 MHz] Chance Vice says ''For the record, he's not air assault.''
Joseph Aguilar yells ''Yes I am, you slut!''
Chance Vice yells ''Call me a slut again, and you'll find out real quick how wrong you are.''
Joseph Aguilar yells ''SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT!''
Jake Stan yells ''BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP''
Joseph Aguilar yells ''Shut your dick sheath, bitch, you're not even important enough to get a name.''
and
Joseph Aguilar yells ''AIR ASSAAAAAAAAULT! WOOOO!''
Lucas Leavitt yells ''Holy shit WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!''
[303 MHz] Chance Vice says ''For the record, he's not air assault.''
Joseph Aguilar yells ''Yes I am, you slut!''
Chance Vice yells ''Call me a slut again, and you'll find out real quick how wrong you are.''
Joseph Aguilar yells ''SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT!''
Jake Stan yells ''BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP''
Joseph Aguilar yells ''Shut your dick sheath, bitch, you're not even important enough to get a name.''
