Survivor Bulletin Board

[FactualDonkey]

Within the small hovel survivors call home is a crude set of papers stuck to a plywood board. Colored pencils, crayons, pens, anything that people have gotten their hands on to write lie scattered nearby. The only true barrier against the hordes of undead at humanity's collective doorstep is effective communication and planning.

This board, while archaic, provides lists of tasks and supplies, as well as other noteworthy messages for one survivor to pass to another.​

This is William Haynes, some people know me as GatorMan from that old TV show. I'm putting this up here so we can start listing what we need done. It is December 7, 2018. Winter is on its way. The Dead have risen. The Government Safe Zones have fallen. It's dark in New Orleans. But don't despair. We have hands. We have courage. Courage to do what needs to be done and get what we need to get. I am tasking any and all working bodied to start sourcing the following: 1. Medical Supplies 2. Clothing 3. Shelter items (tents, tarps, sleeping bags, etc.) 4. Tools (woodworking, power tools. Ideally with batteries) 5. Food (Perishables are OK FOR NOW. Better to eat them first before they possibly spoil) 6. Water (Bottled/potable) 7. Cleaning supplies (detergents, soaps, etc.) It will be tough. Tougher than any of us can imagine. But remember: you have other people here. Best get acquainted. We all gotta start watching each other's asses. I couldn't protect Cookie. I ain't making the same mistake again.​

 

[pants]

✝ Sergeant Terano
✝ Wallace Mitch Lawrence
✝ PFC Lahti

should probably gather water and eat perishables before the power goes out.

might try and hit the post office in the morning see if my hearing aids ever got delivered
-FA​

 

[Tyrex]

The world does not care about who wants to survive the most, only about those who can prove it so.
Act accordingly.

 

[Vecilea]

I've got plenty of meds for the time being, from boo boos to life or death. Anyone who knows anything about medical come find me stat. We don't know what we're dealing with here so treat even the minor injuries with severity for now.

I also got a limited supply of ammunition for my own weapons, advise every soul here to get some sort of hand to hand weapon to protect themselves. Do not underestimate a tree branch in a fist fight for your life. Treat this like the Marines, if you ain't cheating you ain't trying. - Howard Grausehouse.

 

[Lonesome]

Carson here - We brought back some MREs. It isn't much but it's better than nothing. Please try to make them last as long as possible. You should really only eating one a day if not one every couple of days until we can secure more food.

I also found a lot of medical supplies, tourniquets, saline bags, IV tubes, the whole nine-yards. Some of it has been distributed but a good portion will remain with me until we can figure out some secure storage.

 

[pants]

Sniper in the hotel to the east.
I think I got him.

But just to make sure...
could use a few trained guns to come with me and pay the Hotel a visit sometime soon?
-FA
​

 

[slavyori]

We could be stuck out here surviving for a while, who knows how long until we get somewhere safe. I know most people are busy looking for food, water, and fighting to stay alive, but I know horny fuckers are still going to be fucking, which risks pregnancies and STDs. Pregnancies would take members out of the fight while pregnant, and this is a terrible time to have a child. STDs would obviously cause health problems and lower morale/cohesion. This means if you are sexually active, you need to search for, gather, and use protection. Condoms, birth control, you name it. Obviously don't risk your life for a box of trojan magnums, but if you see some in a pharmacy or convenience store, take it. Even if you aren't sexually active, it doesn't hurt to gather some to have a communal supply. Just don't go crazy with using the communal supply, or else we might have to implement condom rationing or something.

 

[Pashatar]

In the words of a wise man I once heard. "If the dick spits, you done goofed bitch and this time you won't have the chance to run off and not pay child support." Practice safe sex if you really have to but please keep it down yes everyone can hear when you are masturbating, I know that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do but please it is very distracting especially when I keep hearing Horse noises and something about "Diapers" and "Bad Dragons" in the middle of the night.

So please be careful and be responsible if you really have to - Father Anker Ludeck​

 

[pants]

In the words of a wise man I once heard. "If the dick spits, you done goofed bitch and this time you won't have the chance to run off and not pay child support." Practice safe sex if you really have to but please keep it down yes everyone can hear when you are masturbating, I know that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do but please it is very distracting especially when I keep hearing Horse noises and something about "Diapers" and "Bad Dragons" in the middle of the night.

So please be careful and be responsible if you really have to - Father Anker Ludeck​

Didn't have "being thankful for my partial hearing loss" on this year's bingo card but here we are​

 

[Vecilea]

For fucks sake, do not fuck each other right now of all times. We haven't even got to a safe spot yet, keep your dick in your pants and your legs closed.

However on the topic of STD's, if you are HIV positive or have any form of transmittable disease, let me know at some point in private if needed. If I'm going to be one of the ones patching up your blood, I need to know if you can give me fucking aids. -Howard.

 

[Mickee]

You people need help.

- Rebecca​

 

[FactualDonkey]

Cut the bullshit, everyone. I require help with something. A bounty of sorts.

If anyone here goes by an "Ashton Piper", come find me.

Until then, if you have bag space when you're out: I need another laptop. Any will do.

And maybe a router. Rip one from a house or something.

They can't be FUBAR! Try not to break them on the way back.

Anyone does that, and I got some Instant Ramen for them. The good kind.

- Josh​

 

[pants]

Sniper in the hotel to the east.
I think I got him.

But just to make sure...
could use a few trained guns to come with me and pay the Hotel a visit sometime soon?
-FA
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The line "I think I got him." is scribbled out with such force that the paper rips a little bit.​

 

[Tyrex]

To anyone who was upset by witnessing what I felt I had to do tonight, I fully understand and am truly sorry.
I would never intentionally try to upset ANYBODY, but I will now ALWAYS do what I believe is the right thing, without any hesitation.
I will not wait to ponder what others will think.
We have all made it to this point hopefully not on luck alone and I plan to continue doing exactly what's gotten me here, as I would expect of everyone else.
I did not take pleasure in doing it, even if it was out of mercy as I felt.
If you all disagree with what I did or truly have questions about my morals, I will leave the group on my own volition.
My mental health cannot handle the constant self-doubting it has been doing.
- Stephen​